Joke Of The Week. Girlfriends Through The Years….

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meetfor dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jimmy Johnson, that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good,it was right near the gym and if they go late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.  
  
10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list was good, they had windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for your cholesterol.

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant was handicapped accessible and they even had an elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before. (sent by Troy at Accutronix)

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5 Responses to “Joke Of The Week. Girlfriends Through The Years….”


  1. 1 Kyle Sep 3rd, 2010 at 8:07 am

    Hysterical!!

  2. 2 Delski Sep 3rd, 2010 at 9:12 am

    Son : So dad how is that memory class going for you and mom ?

    DAD : Real swell son.

    Son : Well that is great dad what is the name of your doctor ?

    DAD : Umm well lets see uhhh what is that flower with the real nice pedals and the stim with the thorns on it ?

    Son : A rose ?

    DAD : Yeah thats it, ” Hey rose what is the name of that memory doctor that we have been going too” ?

    Son : I can see you are really soaking in all in Pops…….

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus Sep 4th, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Phoenix, Arizona. One of the bike’s tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.

    A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000bowling balls.

    The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.

    By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks the driver what he’s carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies “Mexican eggs.” The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn’t believe this so wants to take a look in the trailer.

    She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that require so many officers.

    “I’ve got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two have hatched and they’ve already managed to steal a bicycle.”

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  4. 4 jatinder pal Sep 6th, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Good ones….lol.

  5. 5 nicker Sep 7th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    “… Change?…… No one around him has ever even run a candy store. But they are going to try and run the auto, financial, banking and other industries… That’s Change!…”

    Hmmmmmm……. maybe it’s not so funny after all.

    -nicker-

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