Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44Apple does it again!

Apple announced today that the company has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.

The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 USAYGO Apr 16th, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.
    Joey says, “A computer.”
    The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”
    Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.”
    The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.”
    Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don’t need anything!”
    The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.
    Little Johnny replies, “No I’m sure. When Obama was re-elected, I clearly
    remember my dad saying; Well, that’s the last f ing thing we needed!”

  2. 2 USAYGO Apr 16th, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

    One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Frank turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”

    She asks, “What?”

    “Sex.” he replies.

    Mildred exclaims, “Why you old toot. You couldn’t get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

    “I know,” Frank says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.”

    “Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Frank’s thingie.

    Then one night Frank didn’t show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and make sure he was O.K. She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Frank’s little Pal.

    Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing son-of-a-gun!! What does Ethel have that I don’t have?”

    Old Frank smiled happily and replied, “Parkinson’s.”

  3. 3 Mrs. Behaves Apr 16th, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door
    of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all
    over his arms answered the door.

    She proclaimed, “I want to join your biker club.”

    The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker
    requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her: “You
    have a bike?”

    The little old lady said, “Yea, that’s my Harley over there,” and points
    to a Harley parked in the driveway.

    The biker asked, “Do you smoke?”

    The little old lady said “Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a
    day and a couple of cigars while I’m shooting pool.”

    The biker was impressed and asked “Well, have you ever been picked up by
    the fuzz?”

    The little old lady said, “No, I’ve never been picked up by the fuzz,
    but I’ve been swung around by my boobs a few times.”

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