Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’ I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you are off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?”

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, “Well, I don’t know about kin, but it would make us even!”

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 B. D. Howard Sep 5th, 2014 at 3:48 pm

    Are you sure that this happened in Tennessee?

    Sounds more like Kin-tucky…

  2. 2 dmitriy Sep 5th, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    You only need two tools in life – wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.

  3. 3 Anonymous Sep 7th, 2014 at 1:38 am

    A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.

    A young boy, about 9 years old, opened the door.

    “Is your dad or mom home?” asks the farmer.

    “No sir, they took a trip into town.”

    “How about your brother, Howard, Is he here?”

    “No sir, he went with Mom and Dad into town.”

    The farmer stood there for a few minutes scratching his chin, mumbling, shifting from one foot to the other when the young boy offers, “I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I will pass a message on to Dad.”

    “Well, son” said the farmer uncomfortably. “No, I really need to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant”.

    The boy thought for a moment … then says, “Yea Sir, you’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”

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