Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyA store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: “You may visit this store but ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.  On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. “That’s nice’” she thinks, “but I want more.”

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have Jobs, love Kids, and are extremely Good Looking. “Wow”. she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor , where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.  This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has  wives that love sex. The  second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors  have never been visited.

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 zipper Feb 3rd, 2016 at 2:59 pm

    Another good joke. Perhaps a little stand up for you? …Z

  2. 2 Brad Ervin Feb 3rd, 2016 at 11:34 pm

    Like Foxworthy says: Girls don’t want to hear a man’s advice, they want to hear their own in a deeper voice.

  3. 3 nicker Feb 10th, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    Two bikers walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their Scooters.
    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
    After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the bikers looks at her and says, can-ya swallow?’
    The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, ‘can-ya breathe?’
    The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
    The biker walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the biker walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heard of that ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I’ve actually never seen nobody done it.

    -nicker-

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