A Tennessee couple, Dave and Rebecca Kosmitis, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting Dave “fixed:”.
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision. Why, after 9 children, would you choose to do this?
Dave replied that they had read in a recent article that 1 out of 10 children being born in the United States is a Mexican and that they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
love it!!
Alternative joke of the week ;
Betty and Bubba .. certified grade A government inspected rednecks had been trying to have a baby for three years with no results . Frustrated Betty finally goes to the fertility MD for a check up and finds out everything on her end is fine .
She then convinces Bubba to go to the MD and sends him for his appointment at 10am . Hours and hour go by . No Bubba . No phone calls . Nothing . Finally at 6pm Bubba shows up at the door driving a brand new Cadillac carrying a fur coat , diamonds and other expensive baubles for Betty . Betty being understandably stunned says ;
” Bubba ? Don’t get me wrong hun , but why the new Cadillac and al the expensive gifts ? ”
Whereupon Bubba replies ;
” Well … the Doc says I’s impotent so I decided it was time I started acting impotent “
Was probably funny in Mexico…