Joke Of The Week

The Zipper…

In a crowded city, at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to
make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be samaritan and screeched, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know Who you are!”

The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.”

5 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 NineCloud Jul 20th, 2017 at 8:40 am

    Good one!

  2. 2 KIrk Perry Jul 20th, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    Two elderly women are having tea at a boulevard cafe. One woman turns to the other and says, “My joints are so stiff these days”.
    Without pause, her companion quips, “That;s because you’re rolling them too tight!”

  3. 3 Magnet Man Jul 21st, 2017 at 6:58 am

    Texans get all the luck!

  4. 4 Blind Man Jul 21st, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    Good one.

  5. 5 brochdknuckle Jul 22nd, 2017 at 8:48 pm

    So she unzips him 3 times, and he lifts her by her waist?? After the first zip one would think she would have been lifted and bent over, and we are not talking by the waist.

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