Joke Of The Week

If you’ve ever owned your own business, been an entrepreneur or wondered what it’s like doing so, this is as close to reality as it gets.

A Wage Audit…

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS  Auditor: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”.

Boat  Owner: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand, he’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally”.

IRS  Auditor: “That’s the guy I want to talk to, the mentally challenged” one”.

Boat  Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

Zipper's

4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 burnout Aug 17th, 2017 at 9:41 am

    True story. peace

  2. 2 Dom Aug 21st, 2017 at 7:45 am

    I agree !!!

  3. 3 Bruce Aug 21st, 2017 at 10:55 am

    All Your Jokes are OLD?

  4. 4 garagedog Aug 21st, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    oldies but goodies.
    thanks,
    garagedog

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