Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend trip to Louisiana. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rode on the top level.
The brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn’t heard anything from the blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.
When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles …
The brunette asked, ‘What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!’ One of the blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered…..’YEAH SURE, YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER’!!!
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
One: She holds the light bulb and the whole world turns around her.
A policeman pulls over a blond driver for making an illegal U-turn in front of a traffic sign explicitly prohibiting such a move. When the cop asked her what was she thinking she replied:
“… Well, i wanted to go back in the other direction but thought I’d better not do that here, it could be illegal. Then i read the sign that said – No!, You turn! – And so I turned…”
-nicker-
Hi, I live in British Columbia. I was wondering if you would consider building a 50cc engine?
Tian, I live in Washington and I have considered it.
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to one hundred?
Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.