These life facts are irrefutable.
A wise person once said:
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks – PRICELESS.
3. Arguing over a girl’s bust size is like choosing between Budweiser, Miller, Guinness and Heineken. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
4. I haven’t verified this on Google but it sounds legit. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Acquisitional Dynamics.
The journey through life is an exercise in acquisition.
(sustenance, shelter, family, ownership, control, power)
It appears as though that you start out having nothing.
In reality you start with a maximum allocation of the most precious and important commodity of all, “Time.”
But since it was free you take it for granted.
(no one cares much for a free puppy)
Then one day you realize that your Time isn’t infinite.
Moreover it isn’t static, or linear , its dynamic.
And so, the longer ya live, the faster your time seems to run out.
-nicker-.
I went to the disco last night, they played the twist, I did the twist,
they played jump, I jumped.
they played come on Eileen——-.
I got kicked out for that one
5. If its got t;t$ or tires, your gonna have trouble with it.
One good way to
characterize the difference between men and women is
that women fake orgasms to have relationships, while men
fake
relationships to have orgasms.
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless
man, I asked him how he ended up this way.
He
said, “Up until Last week, I still had it all! All my
meals were
prepared for me, my room was cleaned, my clothes were
washed, pressed, I
had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the
gym, the
pool, the library, I could still go to school.”
I asked him, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol?
Divorce?”
“No, nothing like that,” he said. “I got out
of prison.
Why do women fake orgasms ,because they think we care