Easy To Keep New Year Resolutions

Year after year you make the same resolutions. And of course, you never keep them. Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish very easily.

10- When you have to take an urgent decision, procrastinate. Urgent decisions may not be as urgent as you think now. To know for sure, just wait a little bit longer. 9- Read less. It’s a waste of time and money. Just ask a friend who read to tell you the story. It’s faster. 8- Stop exercising. Instead drive past a gym at least 1 time a month.. 7- Wait as long as you can before seeing your dentist. Most dentists charge the same price for a small or big tooth cavity. 6- Gain weight, at least 30 pounds. It’s only 2.5 pounds every month and anyway frozen diet food is more expensive. 5- Spend more time front of your TV. If you knew how many good shows you missed. 4- Become superstitious. It’s always a good excuse for not doing something. 3- Wake up later. There is less traffic on the road to the office after 10 AM. 2- Take a new bad habit. Something like smoking. 1- Don’t stop looking at other women.

I wish you all a very Happy New Year.           



5 Responses to “Easy To Keep New Year Resolutions”

  1. 1 Damien Dec 31st, 2006 at 10:28 am

    lol. good post

  2. 2 Tim Surreal Dec 31st, 2006 at 1:17 pm

    Thats the best advice ever !!!
    Happy New Year………..

  3. 3 Charlie Dec 31st, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Cyril… All the best to you in the new year.
    Good luck,
    Charlie, MMw.

  4. 4 Mike Odom Dec 31st, 2006 at 10:56 pm

    Those are the best!
    Happy New Year to you Cyril and all of your readers.

  5. 5 John Jan 4th, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Cyril, the last resolution should have been followed by? “Just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu”!


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