Year after year you make the same resolutions. And of course, you never keep them. Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish very easily.
10- When you have to take an urgent decision, procrastinate. Urgent decisions may not be as urgent as you think now. To know for sure, just wait a little bit longer. 9- Read less. It’s a waste of time and money. Just ask a friend who read to tell you the story. It’s faster. 8- Stop exercising. Instead drive past a gym at least 1 time a month.. 7- Wait as long as you can before seeing your dentist. Most dentists charge the same price for a small or big tooth cavity. 6- Gain weight, at least 30 pounds. It’s only 2.5 pounds every month and anyway frozen diet food is more expensive. 5- Spend more time front of your TV. If you knew how many good shows you missed. 4- Become superstitious. It’s always a good excuse for not doing something. 3- Wake up later. There is less traffic on the road to the office after 10 AM. 2- Take a new bad habit. Something like smoking. 1- Don’t stop looking at other women.
I wish you all a very Happy New Year.