The life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in a retirement home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy. You go collect your pension, then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, and then… you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. From Biker Bill Blog.


6 Responses to “The life cycle is all backwards.”

  1. 1 bigdog Jan 6th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Enjoy your blog Cyril. Very funny!

  2. 2 Tom Silca Jan 6th, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    I just read all the news (posts) of the week and it’s very informative (good contacts) and entertaining. Thanks for your hard work & contribution to the industry.

  3. 3 Lee Jan 7th, 2007 at 9:26 am

    Nice variation. The original came from George Carlin. If only it were true.

  4. 4 Bob FXR Jan 7th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    It’s a great story.

  5. 5 Karla Huze Jan 9th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Ha! My husband has, for years, advocated that we retire first, and then get jobs when we’re too old to enjoy life!

  6. 6 Bob A Jan 12th, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Great I wish I could start over today!

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