You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in a retirement home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy. You go collect your pension, then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you’re generally promiscuous and you get ready for high school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a baby, and then… you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. From Biker Bill Blog.
Enjoy your blog Cyril. Very funny!
I just read all the news (posts) of the week and it’s very informative (good contacts) and entertaining. Thanks for your hard work & contribution to the industry.
Nice variation. The original came from George Carlin. If only it were true.
It’s a great story.
Ha! My husband has, for years, advocated that we retire first, and then get jobs when we’re too old to enjoy life!
Great I wish I could start over today!