True Biker Story. Hilarious.

In the News-Tribune, Editor/Publisher Rebecca Tudley writes this true story. “The way my friend told it, this guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room where he began to clean the engine with some rags and a bowl of gasoline. When he finished, he sat on the motorcycle and decided to start it to make sure everything was still Ok. Unfortunately the bike started in gear and crashed through the glass patio door with him still clinging to the handlebars. His wife came running at the noise and found him crumpled on the patio badly cut from shards of broken glass. She called 911 and the paramedics transported the guy to the emergency room.

Later that afternoon after many stitches had pulled her husband back together, the wife brought him home and put him to bed. She cleaned up the mess in the living room and dumped the bowl of gasoline in the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her husband woke up, lit a cigarette and went into the bathroom. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet which promptly exploded because the wife had not flushed the gasoline away. The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door. The wife heard the explosion and her husband screams. She ran into the hall and found him lying on the floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks. The wife again ran to the phone and called for an ambulance.

The same 2 paramedics were dispatched to the scene. They loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. One of them asked the wife how the injury had occurred. When told them, they began laughing so hard that they dropped the stretcher and broke the guy’s collarbone”. Talk about instant Karma…. 

7 Responses to “True Biker Story. Hilarious.”

  1. 1 CJ "Warden" Hanlon Jul 31st, 2007 at 10:59 am

    Sounds like a guy you don’t want to spend too much time around! Awesome story…

  2. 2 Jodee Fine Jul 31st, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    I Love this story! Cyril your a wonderful story teller!

  3. 3 Pop Aug 1st, 2007 at 11:46 am

    Sorry folks. That one is so old it got more gray than me.
    When I first heard about 20 years back it was a guy on a Goldwing that didn’t know to put it in neutral when he hit the button.

    Whenever you hear these shaggy dog tales on the internet, go to

    and type in a couple of keywords.

    Doesn’t stop it from being funny and in every tall tale there’s a kernal of truth.

  4. 4 Rodney Adkins Aug 1st, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    I loved it, first time that I have heard it.

  5. 5 Dave Hill Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:11 am

    Very funny! Thanks for sharing it Cyril. Worth reproducing in Chopper Build magazine’s next issue — if you okay it, of course. Last call kind of thing.
    Hope to see you in Sturgis.

  6. 6 Cyril Huze Aug 2nd, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Dave. Yes, make your readers laugh.

  7. 7 Mr Freedom Aug 15th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

    here is the origins of the "Blew Moon" story circa 1997

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