Biker Suggestion To Save Airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell — They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.  I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and special services. Terrorists from the Middle-East would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if handled right, a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. (from a pilot, transmitted by Rodent)

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11 Responses to “Biker Suggestion To Save Airlines”


  1. 1 Chopperdave Mar 24th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    See? now THATS what Im talkin about!!!

    d

  2. 2 Chop Chop. Mar 24th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    A dream. But what do we do with our female companions traveling with us.

  3. 3 Jimmy Mar 24th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Cyril, please let us know when booking is open.

  4. 4 Greg Assoulay Mar 24th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    Now, imagine the competition between airlines. Just thought of a few possible advertising slogans. Can I write them here?

  5. 5 Mr. Motorcycle Mar 24th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Why do men become so stupid when faced with beautiful women and bare breasts?

    I’m guilty as charged.

    Mr. Motorcycle

  6. 6 DENOGGENIZER Mar 25th, 2008 at 8:31 am

    this is pretty much the best idea anyone has ever had in the history of ever.

  7. 7 saorijohn Mar 25th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Also allow me to take a Ultima 120″ motor on as hand luggage to save the shipping costs to England!!

  8. 8 burnout Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    While in Sturgis this last time I met a guy from Germany. We were at the dragstrip and he had flown a transmission in his carry on! I will DEFINITELY fly more if the idea takes hold! peace

  9. 9 madpuppy Mar 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    It works for me !

  10. 10 chopit Mar 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    KOOL BUT BUT YOU YANKS ARE SLOW, THEY ARE ALREADY DOING IT HERE IN AUSTRALIA (as if) – HEY CHOP CHOP YOUR WOMEN PARTNERS CAN GO IN THE HOLD ALONG WITH YOUR LUGGAGE & THE OTHER GUYS GEARBOX or MOTOR.

  11. 11 Big Uwe Mar 27th, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    yeah, in business it’s all about having a “competitive advantage” πŸ˜‰

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