Happy Thanksgiving.

How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey. Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD. Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. Step 7: Turn oven the on. Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky. Step 9: Turk the bastey. Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get. Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick. Step 17: Turk the carvey. Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch. Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey. dStep 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out. Happy Thanksgiving To All! (1st Thanksgiving Paintig By Jean Leon)


7 Responses to “Happy Thanksgiving.”

  1. 1 deacon Nov 26th, 2008 at 10:48 am

    a Happy Thanksgiving to you Cyril…and all the readers here

  2. 2 George G Nov 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving Cyril and Thanks for this blog!!!

  3. 3 burnout Nov 26th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    I always marinate the turkey in the whiskey! Have a great thanksgiving! peace

  4. 4 Rogue Nov 27th, 2008 at 8:15 am

    I would like to wish all a safe and Happy Thanksgiving.
    Please be thankful for your friends and family,health and the many other things we have.

  5. 5 madpuppy Nov 27th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    Thanks Cyril, very funny. And I also wish a Happy Thanksgiving to all the people on the Blog, and a Special Thank You to our Armed forces around the globe !

  6. 6 toddbo Nov 27th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    Happy Thankgiving to all! Don’t let the stresses of everyday life get to you, everyone has something to be thankful for (you may have to look harder at times).

  7. 7 Missy Scott Nov 27th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

    Hysterical! Thank you, Cyril, for a good laugh, and thank you for this awesome blog.

    Trust you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Same for all the good folks who take part here and make it such a great community.

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