How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey:
Step 1: Go buy a turkey. Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD. Step 3: Put turkey in the oven. Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey. Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens. Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink. Step 7: Turn oven the on. Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky. Step 9: Turk the bastey. Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get. Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer. Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey. Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours. Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey. Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick. Step 17: Turk the carvey. Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch. Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey. dStep 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out. Happy Thanksgiving To All! (1st Thanksgiving Paintig By Jean Leon)
a Happy Thanksgiving to you Cyril…and all the readers here
Happy Thanksgiving Cyril and Thanks for this blog!!!
I always marinate the turkey in the whiskey! Have a great thanksgiving! peace
I would like to wish all a safe and Happy Thanksgiving.
Please be thankful for your friends and family,health and the many other things we have.
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Thanks Cyril, very funny. And I also wish a Happy Thanksgiving to all the people on the Blog, and a Special Thank You to our Armed forces around the globe !
Happy Thankgiving to all! Don’t let the stresses of everyday life get to you, everyone has something to be thankful for (you may have to look harder at times).
Hysterical! Thank you, Cyril, for a good laugh, and thank you for this awesome blog.
Trust you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. Same for all the good folks who take part here and make it such a great community.