Tennessee couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband ‘fixed’. The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision.
Why after nine children would they choose to do this? The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither one of them speak Spanish (From Troy)
That was a fine joke but this is not, to all buisness people out there I want to tell you not to do buisness with any customers in Singapore due to the fact that the country does not care about credit card fraud. The cards will look good, go through, security code works, but then 1-2 months later you get that letter in the mail from your credit card company stating that its a case of fraud and you lose your money.
The Singapore police do not care nor will they help, you have all been warned but someone who has been affected by this matter.
Good buisness to all and may we all keep moving forward.
Peace.
We use a Bank Wire Transfer for EVERYONE not in the USA, unless we personaly know them.
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF VS NEW YORK LAWYER
Only in Texas my friends… Only in Texas
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy’ s expense.
The deputy says,’ License and registration, please.’
‘What for?’ says the lawyer.
The deputy says, ‘You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.’
Then the lawyer says, ‘I slowed down, and no one was coming.’
‘You still didn’t come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please.’
The lawyer says, ‘What’s the difference?’
‘The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!’ the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, ‘If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.’
‘That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,’ the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, ‘Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?’
Over & Out,
Jeff