Joke (Or Not) Of The Week. How To Get Out Of Debt…

smalltownamericaSent to me by reader James Gurthrie In New-Zealand. I have to state again (it’s in the “Terms Of Service” of my Blog) that the political and other opinions expressed by my readers are not necessarily mine… But I think that the following story is quite “funny” or not.

It is a slow day in the East Texas town of Madisonville. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted.  Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich tourist from the East is driving through town. He enters the only hotel in the sleepy town and lays a $100 bill on the desk stating he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night. As soon as the man walks up the stairs, the hotel proprietor takes the hundred dollar bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to pay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer then takes the $100 and heads off to pay his debt to the supplier of feed and fuel. The guy at the Farmer’s Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has lately had to offer her “services” on credit. The hooker runs to the hotel and pays off her debt with the $100 to the hotel proprietor, paying for the rooms that she had rented when she brought clients to that establishment. The hotel proprietor then lays the $100 bill back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler from the East walks back down the stairs, after inspecting the rooms. He picks up the $100 bill and states that the rooms are not satisfactory…… Pockets the money and walks out the door and leaves town. No one earned anything. However the whole town is now out of debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism.



6 Responses to “Joke (Or Not) Of The Week. How To Get Out Of Debt…”

  1. 1 Jeff Nicklus Jul 24th, 2009 at 9:23 am

    A teacher in a Detroit, Michigan kindergarten class asked her students if they could tell the class what sound a pig makes.

    Little Tyrone stood up and said:

    “Up against the wall mother fucker!”

    I guess there’s not too many farms in Detroit …..!!

    Over & Out,


  2. 2 Dave Blevins Jul 24th, 2009 at 9:42 am

    Reminds me of Steve Martin’s How to make a million dollars and not pay taxes idea… first you get a million dollars, then you just don’t pay taxes!

  3. 3 Woody Jul 25th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    seems the hotel owner is out the $100 but hey, I don’t understand how bailing out the banks helped either 😉

  4. 4 Jim C Jul 25th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    bartering is a wonderful idea and it works!

  5. 5 Bozack Jul 25th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Pretty sad that’s about the state of the industry, ‘cept people are making change and pulling $20 back off that $100. Sure be glad when people get back to spending.

    Jeff…great one, gonna pass that one around.

  6. 6 Rick Nov 4th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    As usual, Jeff. Great stuff.

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