Joke Of The Week

ssengineA mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, ‘Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?’ The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, ‘So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new”.

So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?’ The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic… “Try doing it with the engine running”. (Sent By Troy)

6 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 FUJI Aug 21st, 2009 at 7:40 am

    What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?

    A crazy bitch who WILL find you

  2. 2 FUJI Aug 21st, 2009 at 9:02 am

    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and
    do nothing?’
    The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’

    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested… All of a
    sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
    rabbit and ate it.

    Moral of the story:
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

  3. 3 MIKEOUT Aug 24th, 2009 at 10:15 am

    I thought the joke was Lorenzo cycles.
    Oh, mybad

  4. 4 Jeff Nicklus Aug 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Much as it pains me to say this, I have to admit it – my Democrat
    friends were right.

    They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation’s hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower point than any time during the Bush administration.

    They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and now, tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan

    My Democrat Party friends told me if I voted for McCain, that the
    economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is approaching 10%.

    They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more “crooks” in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed resumes of scandal, bribery and tax fraud.

    They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more “Pork at the trough” in Federal government and sure enough, 17,500 “Pork Bills” showed up in Congress since January 2009…..

    I was also told by my Democrat friends that if I voted for McCain, we would see more deficit spending in Washington D.C. , and sure enough, the President has spent more in just 30 days than all other Presidents together in the entire history of the good ole USA ….

    Well I voted for McCain in November and my Democrat friends were right…all of their predictions have come true!

    Over & Out,


  5. 5 Motorcycle Monster Aug 27th, 2009 at 12:42 am

    High Priced Mechanics are A Bargin…

    A few years ago, I had one of those over hauls to my heart, ( 5 by passes) and they kept my motor running. Had that chest surgeon, not received some serious cash incentives, I might have ended up a basket case.

    Instead, I’m still on the road and running fine.

    My advise, pay the fidler, pay the high health insurance rates, have good Docs available in case your motor stops running and you need a redo.

    It all ended up a real bargin for me and my family. I got a new lease on life, bought a new bike and I’m still raising hell nearly 13 years later.

    Thanks Doc, Your charge was really a bargin for me.

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