When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving.
But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog.
Only kidding. It was the cat. David Letterman
This way you get 4 drumsticks!
Martha had a parrot called Brutus, the only problem was that Brutus cussed something awful. Fu Fu Fu Fu Now Martha was having her in-laws over for Thanksgiving, and so she needed to train Brutus quickly not to swear.
Just before her Mother-in-law was due Brutus cussed terribly FuFuFu so Martha put him in the freezer for 2 minutes to literally cool off. Then she opened the door and took out the parrot along with the turkey.
‘And have you learned your lesson about cussing?’ Martha asked the parrot.
Brutus the parrot took one look at the dead turkey and said: ‘I sure have. But I have one I have a question, “What did the turkey do?”
hahaha I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving!. Even with all of the economic problems everyone has faced over the past year,we still have a lot to be thankful for.
Hey you all. Have a great joyful Thanksgiving. We’ll get through this because we have great minds and resources to solve anything. God bless you.
Wow people, it is Thanksgiving Day! I’m happy with my extra day off, and I am planning to make something fun that’ll probably involve a bike ride and seeing something new in New Haven I haven’t seen yet.
You write something new at Thanksgiving?
Happy Thanks Giving!!!
Thank you very much Cyril for not being politically correct.
I also wish you all a Happy and Merry Christmas!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t fine one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”