Joke Of The Week. 2 Mischievous Little Boys…

cyrilhuzejokeTwo little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, ‘Do you know where God is, son? The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’ Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, ‘Where is God?’ The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,’What happened?’ The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, ‘We are in BIG trouble this time. ‘GOD is missing, and they think we did it!’

7 Responses to “Joke Of The Week. 2 Mischievous Little Boys…”

  1. 1 Jeff Nicklus Mar 9th, 2010 at 12:25 pm


    It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
    A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate


    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls


    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    A Woman only needs to:

    1. Show up naked

    2: Bring the alcohol

    Over & Out,


  2. 2 Jeff Nicklus Mar 9th, 2010 at 12:29 pm

    Where did the White Man go wrong?

    Indian Chief, ‘Two Eagles,’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years.

    You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?’

    The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. ‘When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, Clean Water; women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.’

    Then the chief leaned back and smiled. ‘Only white man dumb enough to think he can improve system like that.’

    Over & Out,


  3. 3 fuji Mar 9th, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    funny stuff keep them coming

  4. 4 jatinder pal Mar 10th, 2010 at 12:30 am

    …lol…jeff this is very nice and true.

  5. 5 fuji Mar 10th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
  6. 6 Delski Mar 11th, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Q: How in Obama like a strip club ?

    A: He reals you in with hope but in the end when you part ways you are left with no change !

  7. 7 nicker Mar 12th, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    RE: Chief Two Eagles

    “… No talk to sheep! ……. Sheep lie!…”


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