Joke Of The Week

joke112[1]An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him…She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.” She said, “I’m a lesbian.. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower. I think about naked women. When I watch TV I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.” The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?.” He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 Boss Hawg Mar 19th, 2010 at 6:22 am

    Haha…a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

    Boss Hawg

  2. 2 Jeff Nicklus Mar 21st, 2010 at 8:21 pm


    Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

    She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

    Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

    The woman looked Ms.Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, ‘Land Mines!”

    Over & Out,


  3. 3 just my opinion Mar 22nd, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Jeff did you see the intervue of the indian tribe that barbara did?

    Barbara did a story on a Indian tribe in new mexico. She noticed that some of the young men had feathers in their headbands so she asked a young brave that had a single feather why he had a feather and what if anything did it represent?
    The young indian answered
    ” me have one feather my have one woman”

    Barbara thought that was a little odd but continued walking around and came upon another young indian brave only this one had two feathers. So barbara asked him why do you have two feathers in your headband?
    That young brave answered
    “me have two feather me have two women”

    Barbara was starting to get worried because she could see a pattern starting to show when she came upon the cheif. The cheif was a tall man wearing a head dress with many feathers that went all the way to the ground. Barbara was very curious and so she asked him cheif why do you have all those feathers do they represent the same thing as all the feathers the young braves feather represent?
    The cheif answered
    ” me have many feather me have many women”

    Barbara—- isn’t that rather hostile?

    Hostile dog style no matter to me

    Barbara—— Oh dear

    No dear run to fast pussy to high.

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