Joke Of The Week

A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, ‘Do you know what I am doing?’ ‘Yes,’ she replied, ‘You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.’ ‘That’s right,’ said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. ‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ he asked.’Yes,’ she said, ‘You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.’ ‘Correct,’ replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, ‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ ‘Yes,’ she said, ‘You’re getting syphilis, which is why I came here in the first place.’ (Sent by Troy)

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10 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 fuji Apr 15th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    One day two old ladies met up for a spot of lunch, one of the ladies said to the other

    “Did you come on the bus”

    The other lady replyed

    “Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack”

  2. 2 Jeff Nicklus Apr 15th, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    Here you go fugi,

    When I was 13, I hoped that one day I’d have a girlfriend with big tits.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion. I decided I needed a passionate girl.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. She cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring and never got excited about anything. I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but she did mad impetuous things and made me miserable. I decided I needed a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    Now, being older and wiser, I’m back looking for a girl with big tits.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  3. 3 lance Apr 15th, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    Adirt poor virgin turns 21, so all his friends ( both of them ) chip in to get a hooker for him on this special day. So he goes to the local cat house with twenty dollars in hand.
    Of course all he can get is the oldest raunchiest one of the bunch. She takes him upstairs and ask “so how do you want to do this, it’s your money”.
    He replies i’m not sure it’s my first time.
    She states well let me know doggy style, sixty-nine, round the world, missionary it’s your money.
    He states i’m pretty good with math lets sixty-nine.

    They start going at it and while he is down there she lets out a nasty fart, he chokes a little, eyes water but he doesn’t say anything. It happens again but worse.
    So he picks up his head and says, ” mam i like what you’re doing and all, and i like what i’m doing and all, bit i just don’t know if i can take sixty-seven more of those.

  4. 4 Grey Beard Apr 15th, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    On a nice sunny day a lady went jogging past the senior citizens home.
    As she looked over, she noticed several elderly women laying sprawed out on the lawn stark ass naked.
    She thought how discusting. She jogged down the road aways and turned around. The naked elderly ladies were still sprawed out on the lawn.
    The discusted jogger decided to call the manager of the senior citizens home to complain that she thought this behavior was terrible.
    The manager responded, Oh yea, no problem, they’re just some old prostitutes having a yard sale.

  5. 5 B'COOL Products Apr 16th, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Hey Jeff, I thought this was a joke page. LOL!

  6. 6 fuji Apr 19th, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Jeff Nicklus
    My sister says that she is still available and has the qualifications that you so desire. She wants to know if you have a pacemaker., If so get new batterries and sharpen your spurs cowboy. lol

    BTW, The old lady on the bus was are Grandmother

  7. 7 Jeff Nicklus Apr 19th, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    fugi,

    No pacemaker but I am willing to have your sister try and make me qualify for one!

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  8. 8 Jeff Nicklus Apr 22nd, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    How To Save The Airlines:

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a ‘party atmosphere’ going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and ‘special services.’

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

    This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why didn’t Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton

  9. 9 Boss Hawg Apr 22nd, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    Fresh from the shower, she stood in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

    Instead of automatically telling her it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:
    “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your
    breasts for a few seconds.”

    Willing to try anything, she fetches lots of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between all over between her breasts.

    ”How long will this take?” she asked.

    “They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

    She suddenly stops. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

    Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your ass, didn’t it?”

    Boss Hawg

  10. 10 nicker Apr 23rd, 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Being a very religious kind of guy, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”

    “No,” she said, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard!!”

    -nicker-

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