Cheapest And Most Unuseful Christmas Gift. The Egg Cuber.

Our planet keeps turning round, but is it a new world order where everything has to change and eggs have to be square? Maybe you don’t like curves (which I doubt…) or you just want to impress her (or him) at your first breakfast at home together. Welcome to the Egg Cuber, a  device doing what hens are unable to do, shaping your eggs in cubes to avoid that they roll out of your plate! This simple gadget is also (un)useful if you want to create elaborate stratified hors d’oeuvres or square sushis!

This gadget is very simple, takes hot and peeled hard-boiled eggs and smashes them into cubes. Made of acrylic construction coming apart for easy cleaning and is dishwasher safe. I wonder, if like with pasta, the taste of an egg changes slightly when you change its shape. You try for $5.99 and tell me. At Think Geek.

11 Responses to “Cheapest And Most Unuseful Christmas Gift. The Egg Cuber.”

  1. 1 tattooed44 Dec 16th, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Looks like someone has WAAAAAYYY to much time on their hands….

  2. 2 Jeff Nicklus Dec 16th, 2010 at 11:18 am

    I love it … this could be the next Pet Rock! Now that is thinking outside of the box!

    Over & Out,


  3. 3 burnout Dec 16th, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Hope I’m the first on my block to have one! peace

  4. 4 bigitch Dec 16th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    don’t waste you money. had one 10 years ago. yes it deforms the egg and yes its a mother to get out. 9 out of ten eggs had to be dug out and the tenth slowly deformed into a blob after it was taken out and left in the reefer over nite.

    spend you cash on a bell, a beer, or a blow job you’ll enjoy it more.

  5. 5 john reed Dec 16th, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    Englishmen are already square and well balanced.
    It must have been designed by a Frenchman

  6. 6 Hess Dec 16th, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Eggs Cellent comment John Reed. I am born English…

  7. 7 Wiz Dec 17th, 2010 at 4:40 am

    Why not just make a square chicken? Wiz

  8. 8 martin Twofeather Dec 17th, 2010 at 8:26 pm


  9. 9 Kenny Dec 20th, 2010 at 10:46 am

    great gift for the girlfriend. will wrap up like a ring. ha ha

  10. 10 dragon Dec 20th, 2010 at 11:47 am

    hey kenny and the fight started lol

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