Put back some some spark in your relationship…
Let’s do it again. Write in “comments” the best headline for this picture.
The winner, chosen by a non-biased jury (me, of course) will receive a free Cyril Huze tee-shirt, shipping at my expense. Be creative, be funny.
WOW !! THATS HAULIN ASS !!!
Damn online dating service…
what d’ mean we don’t have any brakes, I want to stop for a snack at that DQ.
Doesn’t the rear tire turn the other direction when riding forward? Shouldn’t the sparks be going the other way?
Or does he have the new Baker reverse drive setup? It was designed for heavier bikes with heavy payloads. Must be another stout product from Baker, maybe these are his test riders for a new market?
Jet propulsion fart monster.
I think she needs to eat more rice before she gets on that rocket again….
No matter what Rick tried he still couldn’t pull a wheelie
I told you not to have that extra burrito for lunch!
Would this be considered 2-up riding?
He brought the tail of the dragon back with him on his last trip.
I LIKE BIG WOMEN! ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!! peace
I bet that bike is pissed.
How are Crotch rockets and fat chick similar: They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out!
I thought John Candy was dead?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Other brothers may deny.
I got a beefy on the back,
With a big fat rack,
Who sets my tire on fire!!
Hurry Up, I’m starving!
Once again Fredp takes Little Gina out for a smoothie! peace
That’s one hot-ass Mama (NOT!)
Anti-speeding device activated…….
new mandatory law, anyone who gets 2 speeding tickets in a 12 month period has to have the new anti-speeding device attached to thier bike for 12 months…
Does this bike make my ass look fat?
DAM IT JIM ,IM GIVING HER ALL SHE GOT !!!
Bright orange CBR for sale Great Price!!! – Rear Air Bag not included.
does this ass make my bike look fat? (John Y)
Kind of redifines the term Wide glide
I found a way to shave my tires quickly.
Only in America!
As soon as that Taco Bell kicks in this bike is gonna be a rocketship!!!!!!!!!
Honda motorcycles to sponsor female SUMO wrestling team.
His t-shirt reads…
If you can read this, KILL ME!
C’mon Timmy, that fag Paul Teutul Sr. can go faster than this
(see Dr Pepper video)
The Airlines wanted three tickets?
If those are called Rice Rockets, that’s a combination fried rice with a side of fried pork!!
Man, I am never betting on anything ever again…
Two ton White Tiger mounts Bald Tiger Rider, Sparks fly.
Wideload
This oughtta get those new rings seated nicely…
This should only be done at night , late at night. No offense to da big girls.
I vote for Ridethe Beast.
And the winner of the free T shirt should be
DAVE BLEVINS That was some funny shit right there. Thanks for the laugh.
HURRY HONEY I GOT TO FART
In the words of Mick Jagger: Sparks will fly when I finally get myself back on you baby. wanna step on the gas, wanna get their real fast, wanna ___ yer sweet ____. sparks will fly.
With my new jet pack installed all the ladies want a ride!
Has anybody seen Earl? He was gonna weld up my subframe. It’s still making that aweful screetch!
Blevins deserves the t-shirt! That is some funny crap!
Over & Out,
Jeff
Trailer’s full! Looks like I’m ridin’ with you, Sparky!
Undercover cops race to scene of over turned Donut delivery truck accident.
Warm in the winter shade in summer
Hog huntin !
“There is such a thing as too much down force when trying to improve traction..”
Now Burnout, YOU were the one that turned me onto fat chicks. Now your dissin’ me for it. But I don’t treat my” Ducati to such folly!”
Damn Cinderella I thought it was midnight not noon that would happen.
HOG- A -ROLLING!!!
seen this picture before without the sparks.
New technique for a smokin burnout!
the down side to the motorcycle taxi…
Rice: She’ll ride it, but has never eaten it.
Those tires started out as nobbies.
I knew that eating those 6 lbs of chili for breakfast wasn’t a good idea…. Hon’ are we on our way to the gym?
Opps…. that was a wet one !!!!
no matter how hot i get it . i’ll never get that smell off my seat…
“Gotta git to the packing house before the price of hogs goes down!”
Two Riders Arrive at Myrtle Beach`s New “ Morbidly Obese Hot Bitch Porn Stars Bike Week“
Damn, if I could only ditch the guy and keep the bike.
I need to drop her at CURVES before I can hit the curves …
“How far is it to the hospital now? I have to get this bike pulled out of my ass quick! Please hurry!”
Over & Out,
Jeff
Fat bottom girls you make my rockin world go round (Queen).
“Cookin’ Bacon”…
Over & Out,
Jeff
It has to be her bike no guy on the planet would haul that if she didn’t own it!
Honey, I think that the fifth burrito was too much…
Is that a bag of rabbits!!!! or just a a whole lotta lovin????
the only fat on him would be her
love is blind……….marriage should open his eyes
Damn! I’m gonna order that solo seat tomorrow!
He’s been watching to much Shallow Hal.
wow that new weight overload sensor works like a charm.
I know I had hair in my match.com photo… but this is just absurd!
If she slides on the seat from a hard stop I might get swallowed
Now that’s a whale tail!!!
Dark underbelly of Make-A-Wish Foundation’s ploys.
You know I said you’re hot baby but, you gotta stop swallowing those sparklers “lit”.
..and this little piggy went Vroom, vroom, vroom all the way home
Sportbike Bagher
And the no. 1 title for this pic.
We have to get to Dallas to run a muck and honor fallen riders, and this is how I can block my license plate from the police!
I thought you were cool if you rode a hog WTF
I think they are over the GVWR… Wheelie bait!
Lola lowering & wheelie kit. Order yours now! this accessory lowers your ride height & makes wheelies a breeze.
Who knew that Honda really stood for ”Huge Ol’ Nasty Dimpled Ass” ?
Ass, gas, or grass… Nobody rides for free. That ass should pay for at least 1000 miles!
Motorcycling, is for everyone!
She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister!
New land speed record attempt: 1 crotch rocket , 1 capable rider , 1 fat chick and 12 bean burritos.
( this babe could fart and H-bomb )
The ONLY way I’m gonna get this bike movin’ is JATO assist!
I declare David Blevins as the winner.