Joke Of The week

A biker couple was celebrating 50 years together…

Even though they were never wealthy they put their three kids throughcollege and all became very successful. All three agreed to a Sunday dinner to honor their parents.

“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one ….  “Sorry I’m running late.  I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.” “Not to worry,” said the father.  “The important thing is that we’re all together today.”

Son number two arrived and announced, “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.” “It’s nothing,” said the father.  “We’re glad you were able to come.”

Just then the daughter arrived.  “Hello and happy anniversary!  I’m sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn’t have time to get you anything…”

After they had finished dessert, the father said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.  You see, we were very poor.  Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.  Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”

The three children gasped and all said, “You mean we’re bastards?” “Yep,” said the father. “And apparently cheap ones too.”

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9 Responses to “Joke Of The week”


  1. 1 Mr. Potts Jul 27th, 2011 at 10:53 am

    Classic!

  2. 2 Manhattan Choppers Jul 27th, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    he he

  3. 3 Paul Jul 27th, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    Anybody seen WIZ? He was good for a joke or two.

  4. 4 Arie Jul 27th, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Yeah, Wiz. Where ‘ya at (yukyuk!)

  5. 5 Boss Hawg Jul 27th, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    Crash, the Biker, walks into a pharmacy & says to the pharmacist, “Listen, I have three biker babes coming over tonight. I’ve never had three biker babes at once, and I need something to keep me horny, keep me potent.”

    The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label “Viagra Extra Strength” & says, “Here, if you eat this, you’ll go NUTS for 12 hours!”

    The next day, Crash rides down to the same pharmacy, walks right up to the same pharmacist & pulls down his pants.

    The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices that Crash’s Johnson is black & blue with the skin hanging off in some places.

    Crash says, “Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay.”

    The pharmacist replies, “BEN GAY?! You’re not going to put Ben Gay on
    your dick while it’s in that condition?”

    Crash says, “No, it’s for my arms, the girls didn’t show up.”

  6. 6 Randy B Jul 28th, 2011 at 7:22 am

      Subject: Fw: life is strange

     

     

    Elton John and partner,David Furnish wanted a baby.

    They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.

    When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.

    In the corner, one baby was lying serenely.

    A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.

    “Isn’t it wonderful?” Elton said to David. “All these crying babies…and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!”

    The nurse said, “Oh sure, he’s happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the pacifier out of his ass.

     

     

     

  7. 7 Paul Jul 28th, 2011 at 10:35 am

    Ya’ll are cruel, but funny!

    Eddie was going through truck driver training and the instructor gave him the following scenario: “You’re going down a steep hill and you lose your brakes. There is no place to turn off and there is a busy intersection at the bottom of the hill. Your partner is asleep in the sleeper. What’s the first thing you should do?”

    Eddie answered, “Wake up my partner”.

    “And why would you do that,” the instructor asked.

    Eddie replied, “Because he’s never seen a bad accident”.

  8. 8 Kustoms and Choppers Jul 28th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Wow lol!

  9. 9 Delski Jul 28th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    What is the last thing that you wanna here when your wife has caught you cheating with her sister ?

    Well your mom thought it was a good idea !

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