Joke Of The Week

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:  ‘I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!’

The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: ‘I got it on with your grandma and she is good,  the best I ever had!’ The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, ‘I’ll tell you something else, boy, Your grandma liked it!’

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders, looks him square in the eyes and says….’Grandpa……. Go home! You’re drunk!”‘

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5 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 That guy Dec 7th, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Better joke:

    Paul Jr. entered a build-off… AND WON!

  2. 2 bigitch Dec 7th, 2011 at 11:15 am

    This is a word to the wise for all my email contacts & I am suggesting this to everybody…its rewarding, fun, and something different for the holiday season. I would like to share an experience with you that has to do with drinking and driving.

    The police are really watching for “people driving under the influence” this holiday season. We all know someone who has had a brush with the authorities over the years while drinking & driving,
    especially when we were younger!!

    The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much wine, and knowing full well that I was borderline intoxicated. I did something I’ve never done before. Believe it or not, I took a bus home. Yes, a bus. The people on board were very hospitable. I arrived home safely and without incident.

    This was really a surprise to me since I have never driven a bus before.

  3. 3 Grey Beard Dec 7th, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    How do you make a woman sound like a dolphin ?

    When making love to her, roll her on her stomach and try to stick it in the back.
    She’ll be quick to respond….. EEEEEE-ANNNNN EEEEEEE-ANNNN EEEEEE-ANNNNNN

  4. 4 Kroeter Dec 8th, 2011 at 10:28 am

    A guy finished a night of lovemaking with his woman. While they were laying together he noticed a picture of another man on her nightstand.

    “Who’s the guy in the picture, ex-husband or something?” he asked.

    “No,” she said.

    “Is it your old boyfriend?”

    “Nope,” she answered.

    “Is it your brother or father?” he pleaded.

    “Not quite,” she replied.

    “Well who the heck is it then?” he begged.

    “Me, before my surgery.”

  5. 5 Fredp Dec 8th, 2011 at 9:57 pm

    The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage,
    “Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?”

    The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

    “So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ’em, put ’em back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic …

    “Try doing it with the engine running!”

    -Anita Imondi

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