April 2012 Washington DC Airport Screening Statistics From Department Of Homeland Security.
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April 2012 Washington DC Airport Screening Statistics From Department Of Homeland Security.
Ha!
aint that the truth…
That last discovery about Congress should not be considered a “discovery”. We already knew that. But then you realize the TSA and HSA are both government agencies and like all the others they continue to spend money to prove the proven expecting different results.
With ya, Walt. If we really were concerned about security, we would do it like the Israelis and no one would question why a little girl or an old lady was subjected to further searches. With the half-ass methods the TSA’s use, we should save the money and use it elsewhere. But someone is getting rich off that arrangement and so it stays.
I was unaware that ANY politician had balls! With the possible exception of Margret Thatcher that is. 😉
Soft tissue is difficult to look at with the TSA equipment. Guess they didn’t find any spines.
And Golda Maire, Lightnin’ Larry
Did anyone get phone numbers for the natural blondes? Just wondering!
Over & Out,
Jeff
The lie detector
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjVVNuraly8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
During one of her daily classes, a college teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’
Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’
The teacher responded by saying:
‘That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
Sherman said:
‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I’ll be right back.’
‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And how about you little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and tell us what you would say.
Johnny said:
‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.’
The teacher fainted.
last time through security the “random search” buzzer went off when my 6 year old son went through the metal detector. Instead of searching him, they searched my wife… said it was a policy not to search children… note to terrorists, plant your bombs on kids next time.
I think of it like this, when you get on a motorcycle, you must be ready to cash it in at any time. Same ting goes for flying.
Today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, two discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.
Over & Out,
Jeff
Hey Jeff, what will you take for the cornbread mix? peace
burnout,
Sorry, already traded it for a 40.
Over & Out,
Jeff