Joke Of The Week

April 2012 Washington DC Airport Screening Statistics From Department Of Homeland Security.

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14 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Ryan May 11th, 2012 at 8:23 am

    Ha!

  2. 2 CafeSportyTC May 11th, 2012 at 9:27 am

    aint that the truth…

  3. 3 Walt Lumpkin May 11th, 2012 at 11:42 am

    That last discovery about Congress should not be considered a “discovery”. We already knew that. But then you realize the TSA and HSA are both government agencies and like all the others they continue to spend money to prove the proven expecting different results.

  4. 4 Kroeter May 11th, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    With ya, Walt. If we really were concerned about security, we would do it like the Israelis and no one would question why a little girl or an old lady was subjected to further searches. With the half-ass methods the TSA’s use, we should save the money and use it elsewhere. But someone is getting rich off that arrangement and so it stays.

  5. 5 Lightnin'Larry May 11th, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    I was unaware that ANY politician had balls! With the possible exception of Margret Thatcher that is. 😉

  6. 6 Mike Greenwald May 11th, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    Soft tissue is difficult to look at with the TSA equipment. Guess they didn’t find any spines.

  7. 7 bigalyts May 12th, 2012 at 8:10 am

    And Golda Maire, Lightnin’ Larry

  8. 8 Jeff Nicklus May 12th, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Did anyone get phone numbers for the natural blondes? Just wondering!

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  9. 9 Olive oil May 12th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
  10. 10 Olive oil May 12th, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    During one of her daily classes, a college teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
    ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’
    Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’
    The teacher responded by saying:
    ‘That would be rude and impolite.
    What about you Sherman, how would you say it?’
    Sherman said:
    ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
    I’ll be right back.’
    ‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
    And how about you little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and tell us what you would say.
    Johnny said:
    ‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
    moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.’
    The teacher fainted.

  11. 11 Zyon May 12th, 2012 at 4:10 pm

    last time through security the “random search” buzzer went off when my 6 year old son went through the metal detector. Instead of searching him, they searched my wife… said it was a policy not to search children… note to terrorists, plant your bombs on kids next time.

    I think of it like this, when you get on a motorcycle, you must be ready to cash it in at any time. Same ting goes for flying.

  12. 12 Jeff Nicklus May 15th, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, two discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  13. 13 burnout May 16th, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Hey Jeff, what will you take for the cornbread mix? peace

  14. 14 Jeff Nicklus May 16th, 2012 at 11:56 am

    burnout,

    Sorry, already traded it for a 40.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

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