Joke Of The Week

There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. “Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all – – I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?” (sent by CT Jones)

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4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Olive oil Jun 3rd, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman Said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for a drink.”

    The lady with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”

    The one with the Doberman said, “Just watch, and do as I do.”

    They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
    The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.”
    The woman with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand.
    This is my seeing-eye dog.”
    The bouncer said, “A Doberman?”
    The woman said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.”
    The bouncer said, “OK, come on in.”
    The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,”What the heck,” so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

    Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.”

    The woman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog”

    The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?”
    The woman with the Chihuahua said, ……..

    “A Chihuahua ?

    They gave me a fucking Chihuahua ?”;

  2. 2 fuji Jun 4th, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Sad, indeed!

    Another American Converts to Islam

    It was announced today that Buckwheat, of Our Gang fame, has converted to the Muslim faith and changed his name to Kareem of Wheat.
    I just hope he doesn’t become a cereal killer.

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus Jun 5th, 2012 at 9:48 am

    As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world.

    It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who

    have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

    Tom is such a person:

    Quote From Tom:

    “I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you old folks do now that you’re retired?’

    Well, I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and Jack Daniel’s into urine.

    Then I piss on a photo of Obama, I do it every day and I really enjoy it.”

    Tom is an inspiration to all…

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  4. 4 Olive oil Jun 7th, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Jeff your jokes usually make me laugh. This time I’m scratching my head ??? Go back to your usual humor.

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