Joke Of The Week

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer’s mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. 

The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply. Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, “The women would say, ‘What a terrible tragedy’ and I would nod my head and say, ‘Yes, it was.’ The men would then ask, ‘Can I borrow that mule?’ I would shake my head and say, ‘Can’t. It’s all booked up for a year.’ (sent by Dale Dutcher)

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2 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 fuji Aug 24th, 2012 at 11:10 am

    WOMEN

    A real woman is a man’s best friend.

    She will never stand him up and never let him down.

    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

    No wait…Sorry.

    I’m thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that stuff.

    Never mind.

  2. 2 GetYoHeadOutOfYoAss Aug 26th, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    VOTING IN CHICAGO:

    My father was a staunch conservative and voted straight ticket Republican until the day he died.

    Now, he votes Democrat.

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