Joke Of The Week

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K…

After being together for twenty five years, a biker and his old lady were having a few brews at the local bar when she asked him to describe her. He looked at her slowly… then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,  J, K…”

She asks, “What does that mean?”  He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Del.ightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely…”  What about  I, J,  K?” she asked.  He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

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9 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Zipper Sep 26th, 2012 at 9:02 am

    Some guys just love trouble. ..Z

  2. 2 Boss Hawg Sep 26th, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Ohhh that’s a good one !

  3. 3 nicker Sep 26th, 2012 at 10:29 pm

    An old bike fishing out at the lake was having no strikes.
    As he was wondering what he could do to change his luck, he spotted a snake with a frog in it’s mouth.

    Knowing that large fish will strike at frogs and that the snake couldn’t bite him with it’s mouth full, he grabbed the snake behind the head and made it drop the frog in his bate bucket.

    Now, with an empty mouth and and angry gaze in it’s eyes, the snake became a different problem.
    “How am i gonn-a dump this snake without getting bit ?” thought the bike.

    Looking around he spotted his bottle of “Jack.”
    Grabbing the bottle he poured a stiff shot down the open viper’s mouth.
    The snake’s eyes rolled around in it’s head as it went limp in the bikers hand.
    Throwing the disoriented snake off into the brush the biker biker attached the frog to the end of his line and went back to his fishing.

    Half an hour later the biker felt a tug on his pant-leg.
    Looking down, there was the snake.
    This time, with two frogs in it’s mouth.

    -nicker-

  4. 4 ROGUE Sep 27th, 2012 at 8:40 am

    Nicker
    Ya left out the rest of the story about how the snake and I became drinking buddies and gave up fishing and went motorcycle riding LOL
    Thanks. Hope all is going well

  5. 5 burnout Sep 28th, 2012 at 10:38 am

    Two bikers walk into a bar…………………..

  6. 6 burnout Sep 28th, 2012 at 10:40 am

    ……………………………..So the Nun says ” I’ll take the banana!” peace

  7. 7 Jeff Nicklus Sep 28th, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in the country, the president narrowed the field to three finalist, the CIA, the FBI, and the Chicago Police.

    The three remaining contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest.

    The CIA went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

    The FBI went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

    The CPD went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
    The bear was yelling “Okay, Okay, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit”.

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  8. 8 nicker Sep 28th, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Rogue,

    RE:
    “…Hope all is going well…”

    Actually, “they’re” dropping like flies all around me…………. :-(
    Thanks for the thought.
    Keep up the good fight.

    -nicker-

  9. 9 Sara Brown Oct 2nd, 2012 at 9:11 am

    fucker ….

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