Don’t Find Many Heroes Like This One!

jokeattachment1On January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.  George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.”

While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, “Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey!  That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts.  You could be famous if you rode with me.  Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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12 Responses to “Don’t Find Many Heroes Like This One!”


  1. 1 TodT May 9th, 2013 at 8:14 am

    Now that was funny!!

  2. 2 Dave Blevins May 9th, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Hee hee hee

  3. 3 burnout May 9th, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Yep I know that guy…. peace

  4. 4 richard May 9th, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    Not funny….at all!

  5. 5 nicker May 9th, 2013 at 10:42 pm

    Richard,
    Like most things, “funny” is a matter of perspective.

    -nicker-

  6. 6 Cheryl May 10th, 2013 at 8:33 am

    For the troopers & gang to watch on in witch he asks her to much less likely to be riding w him…. Don’t any body realize that the gag would know as well as troopers could say if she stayed w him?! I’d believe so!!!

  7. 7 Peggy May 10th, 2013 at 10:27 am

    What the hell did Cheryl just say???????????

  8. 8 CafeSportyTC May 10th, 2013 at 11:17 am

    wtf cheryl….. here to and thereforth and hither to thyne WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!

  9. 9 Knucklehead May 10th, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    Ya got me.

  10. 10 Smittydog May 10th, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Was that in Illinois?

  11. 11 David May 10th, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    The biker guy got what he really deserved !!! The jumper guy got his too?
    But I’m still wondering what the hell Cheryl is smoking????

    SSDD;David

  12. 12 courtney May 10th, 2013 at 11:34 pm

    Cheryl’s on something I’d definitely like to try, lol. Email me, Cheryl. I got cash.

    But anyway, so like, George here is only typical: Gotta Man Up and Compensate in front of a crowd, lol. Yet, behind closed doors… Let The Fun Begin, lmao.

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