On January 9th, a group of Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.”
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?” So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that … and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?” “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
Now that was funny!!
Hee hee hee
Yep I know that guy…. peace
Not funny….at all!
Richard,
Like most things, “funny” is a matter of perspective.
-nicker-
For the troopers & gang to watch on in witch he asks her to much less likely to be riding w him…. Don’t any body realize that the gag would know as well as troopers could say if she stayed w him?! I’d believe so!!!
What the hell did Cheryl just say???????????
wtf cheryl….. here to and thereforth and hither to thyne WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!
Ya got me.
Was that in Illinois?
The biker guy got what he really deserved !!! The jumper guy got his too?
But I’m still wondering what the hell Cheryl is smoking????
SSDD;David
Cheryl’s on something I’d definitely like to try, lol. Email me, Cheryl. I got cash.
But anyway, so like, George here is only typical: Gotta Man Up and Compensate in front of a crowd, lol. Yet, behind closed doors… Let The Fun Begin, lmao.