Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44Husband takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!!”

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1 Response to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Olive Oil Sep 30th, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a
    totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.
    Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
    “How are you today?”
    “Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book.
    “I love the beach. Do you come here often?” she asked.
    “First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,” he replied and turned
    back to his book.
    “I’m sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is
    very lonely, “she countered. “Do you live around here?” She asked.
    “Yes, I live over in Cape Coral “, he answered, and again he resumed
    reading.
    Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, “Do you like pussy cats?”
    With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
    When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, “How did you know that was what I wanted?”
    The man replied, “How the hell did you know my name was Katz?”

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