Joke Of The Day

cyril-huze-joke44A Guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours.’The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 3 hours.’ The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half’. The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back’ A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves?’ Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said…. ‘Your house’

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2 Responses to “Joke Of The Day”


  1. 1 Olive Oil Nov 13th, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
    in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
    He says to the waiter:

    “Want coffee.”
    The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.”

    He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee……
    The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
    turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
    causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

    The next morning the Indian returns.
    He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
    another male buffalo with the other.
    He walks up to the counter and says to
    the waiter:

    “Want coffee.”

    The waiter says “Whoa!
    We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
    What was all that about, anyway?”
    The Indian smiles and proudly says,

    “Training for position in United States Congress:
    Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
    leave shit for others to clean up,
    disappear for rest of day.”

  2. 2 DRAGON Nov 19th, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    lmao

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