Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44A grade school teacher in Pennsylvania asked her students to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’.

Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.’ The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burnt by Little Johnny before.  She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him. Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gloria has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.’  The teacher sat down and cried.

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2 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Larry Lamonaco Apr 24th, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla:
    “How do you spell ‘dumb’?”
    Darla says, “d-u-m-b, dumb.”
    The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”
    She says, “Buckwheat is dumb.”
    The teacher says, “Now spell ‘stupid.'”
    Darla says, “S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.”
    The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”
    Darla says, “Buckwheat is stupid.”
    When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell
    dictate.”
    Buckwheat stands and says, “D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.”
    The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”
    Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, “I may be
    dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!”

  2. 2 nicker May 1st, 2014 at 9:03 pm

    A Biker call his wife from Kuala Lumpur, tells her his business trip has been extended to Beijing for the weekend.

    He informs her that he will fly on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 (the missing plane).

    Now … He’s been stuck for 4 weeks in his girlfriend’s house and doesn’t have the faintest idea how to go home…

    Any ideas?

    -nicker-

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