Joke Of The week

cyril-huze-joke44A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar, who in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. ‘Do you think you could give me some tips?’ he asked.

The old man looked him up and down and said, ‘Well, for one thing, you’re wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man. ‘Sure will,’ replied the old-timer.

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. ‘That’s terrific!’ said the hot shot. ‘Got any more tips for me?’ ‘Yep,’ said the old man. ‘Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That’ll give you a smoother draw’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the younger man. ‘You bet it will,’ said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. ‘Wow!’ exclaimed the cowboy ‘I’m learnin’ somethin’ here. Got any more tips?’ The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. ‘See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.’ The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.’ ‘Will that make me a better gunfighter?’ asked the young man. ‘No,’ said the old-timer, ‘but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he’s gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won’t hurt as much.

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1 Response to “Joke Of The week”


  1. 1 Kirk Perry Jul 3rd, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    ~ A 65 year old woman ~

    A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God She asked “Is my time up?”

    God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.

    She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as Well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had Another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?”

    God replied:

    “Shit, I didn’t recognize you!”

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