Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.
I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
What makes you think that? I got proof.
What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She bought a bottle at the drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it says: Polish Remover.
‘Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.’ oh my!!!! nearly the ‘n’ word which we are not allowed to say in England
but velly good yoke…. must tell my Polish plumber!!
Another historic “Indian 1st”
1937
Hap Jones, also noted as a champion T.T. Racer rides then pushes his Indian Chief through the crowd of pedestrians to become the first to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.
Redskin haters be damned……. 🙂
-nicker-