A little girl was being driven to school by her mother when she asked, “Mommy, how old are you?” The mother replied, Honey you should know that nobody should ask a woman her age. It’s not nice”. A few minutes later the little girl asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?” The mother again replied ” Sweet Heart you must learn that it is not polite to ask a woman how much she weighs”.
So the young lady gets dropped off at school and at recess she is telling her friend what happened on her way to school and her friend says to her, “Well If you want to know that stuff just look at her drivers license.” So the next day during the drive to school the little girl says ” Mommy I know how old you are, 46. And I also know how much you weigh, 160. AND I also know why Daddy divorced you. Because you got an F in sex.”
Ha, ha.
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
A number of years ago I remember that a sex therapist (I believe her name was Nancy Friday) was on one of the daytime talk shows talking about sex and foreplay in general. She mentioned that women were like frying pans. You had to heat up the pan before you put in the meat. When she said that everyone in the audience just bust out laughing. True story!
I went out and bought two bathtubs, but it didn’t help.
Johnny, you got it backwards. Or you’re going to need more dogs.