Jokes Of The Week. About Little Harry.

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyLITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 1)
A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence, and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?’
She calls on little Harry. He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’
The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4,but I like your thinking.’
Then little Harry says, ‘I have a question for YOU Miss Rogers’.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking on the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’
The teacher, blushing great deal, replied,
‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’
To which Little Harry replies,
‘The correct answer is
‘The one with the wedding ring on, ‘but I like your thinking.’

LITTLE HARRY ON MATH (Part 2)
Little Harry returns from school and says he got an ‘F’ in arithmetic..
‘Why’? asks the father.
‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2 x 3′, so I said 6’, replies Harry.
‘But that’s right’ says his father.
‘Yeah, but then she asked me, ‘How much is 3 x 2’
‘What’s the fuckin’ difference?’ asks the father.
‘That’s what I said’ replied Harry.

LITTLE HARRY ON ENGLISH
Little Harry goes to school, and the teacher says,
‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words in our class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’
Harry says ‘Mas-tur-bate.’
Miss Rogers smiles and says,
‘Wow, Harry, that’s a real mouthful.’
Little Harry says,
‘No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blow-job.’

LITTLE HARRY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘lovelyl’ in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
‘My father bought my mother a lovely dress, and she looked lovely in it…’
‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
‘My mommy planned a lovely banquet, and it turned out lovely.’
She said, ‘Excellent, Michael, excellent.’ Then the teacher reluctantly called on little Harry.
‘Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said
‘Lovely, just fuckin’ lovely’.

LITTLE HARRY ON GETTING OLDER
Little Harry was sitting on a park bench, munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th bar, a man on the bench across from him said,
‘Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.’
Little Harry replied, ‘My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.’
The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time’?
Little Harry answered,’No,he just minded his own fuckin’ business.

I LOVE Little HARRY !!!

5 Responses to “Jokes Of The Week. About Little Harry.”


  1. 1 Tom Ryan Mar 14th, 2015 at 9:28 am

    It’s great to get up in the morning and have a good laugh. Keep’em coming!

  2. 2 Tom Ryan Mar 14th, 2015 at 11:37 am

    Just heard a good one from my chiropractor yesterday. This patient severely hurt his back six months ago and he explained how Workmen’s Comp is screwing him around by not giving him any money.
    He goes on to tell my chiropractor that he’s so pissed off that he’s going to send them a bill for the wife’s batteries.
    My chiropractor said he had this puzzled look on his face and that he didn’t understand.
    The patient then jokingly says,’ Since I haven’t had any sex for six months, my wife is spending way too much money on batteries for her vibrator’. Too funny!

  3. 3 B. D. Mar 14th, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    A guy goes to his doctor for his annual physical and says, ‘Hey Doc, while I’m here, can you give me a ‘script for birth control pills for my daughter?’

    The doctor says, ‘How old is your daughter?’

    The guy says, ‘She’s almost fourteen, why?’

    ‘Almost fourteen!? ‘At that, age, is she sexually active?’

    The guys says, ‘Nah, she just lies there, just like here mother…’

  4. 4 nicker Mar 18th, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian flu.

    A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws.

    By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    MTA then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “Truck.”

  5. 5 Mis.Behaves Mar 19th, 2015 at 1:16 pm

    Good one Nicker

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