Joke Of the Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyVern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Vern! How ya doing?” His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Vern. “He’s in my bowling league .”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.”

A stripper then  comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says… “Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?” Vern’s wife, now furious, gabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Vern tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book… The cabby turns around and says, ‘Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time.’

Vern’s funeral will be held this coming Friday…

7 Responses to “Joke Of the Week”

  1. 1 zipper Mar 29th, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    OY! ..Z

  2. 2 Reyn Mansson Mar 29th, 2015 at 12:57 pm

    I really did’ laugh out loud’ that that one

  3. 3 Blackmax Mar 30th, 2015 at 8:21 am

    Good One !!!!

  4. 4 John B. Lurvey Mar 30th, 2015 at 10:43 am

    I do watch Mcqueen’s DEAD OR ALIVE SERIES and find it to be entertaining. I have replicas of both of the .22 caliber and .45 caliber pistols in my collection. Very well manufactured weapons. He rides a spirited horse in the series.

  5. 5 B. D. Mar 30th, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    Hey John, somehow this comment ended up in the wrong place.

    I too am a fan of the series and he was famous for carrying a sawed off long gun (trying to remember if it was a shotgun or a Winchester)…

  6. 6 nicker Mar 30th, 2015 at 9:31 pm

    A Winchester with a very large round loading leaver.
    (and a special holster)


  7. 7 USAYGO Mar 31st, 2015 at 6:16 pm

    A guy texts his neighbor:

    Dennis, I’m sorry.
    I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:

    I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse, but I don’t get it at home.
    I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.
    The man, feeling outrage and betrayed, grabs his gun goes into the bedroom and without a word shoots his wife.
    Moments later the guy gets a second text:
    Damn, I really should use spell check!
    That should be “wifi”… Sorry!

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