Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyA 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God, she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?”

God replied: “Shit, I didn’t recognize you!”

4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Red Dog Apr 12th, 2015 at 9:58 am

    Good One for sure.

  2. 2 Red Dog Apr 12th, 2015 at 10:30 am

    What’s the difference between Ignorance and Indifference?

    I don’t know and I don’t care…..

  3. 3 nicker Apr 12th, 2015 at 10:40 pm

    The game changer for Sigfried & Roy’s Tiger……………

    When he figured out that a leather whip was just so much expired beef-jerkey.

    -nicker-

  4. 4 USAYGO Apr 13th, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Subject: 4 lady friends

    Four friends (Ladies) meet 30 years after school at
    reunion…..

    One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about
    how

    successful their sons became.

    No. 1 says her son studied economics,became a banker and is
    so rich, he gave his best friend a Ferrari.

    No. 2 said her son became a pilot, started his own airline
    and became so rich, he gave his best friend a jet.

    No. 3 said her son became an engineer, started his own
    development company became so rich, he built his best friend
    a castle.

    No 4. came back with a plate full of food and asked what the
    buzz is

    about.

    They told her they were talking about how successful their
    sons

    became and asked her about her son.

    She said her son is gay and he works in a Gay Bar.

    The other 3 said she must be very disappointed with her son
    for not becoming successful.

    ” Oh no !! ” said the Lady, he is doing good.

    ” Last week on his birthday he got a Ferrari, a jet and
    a castle

    from 3 of his boyfriends…” .

    All the 3 Ladies fainted ….

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