Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-joke44 - CopyThe Deaf Italian Bookkeeper.

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper Guido has cheated him out of $10 millions. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the money is.” The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, “Where’s the money?” Guido signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido’s head and says, “Ask him again or I’ll kill him!” The lawyer signs to Guido, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.” Guido trembles and signs back, “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno’s house.”

The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?” The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

3 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 nicker Apr 26th, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles outside of
    Lafayette, LA. One of the bike’s tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.

    A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them they can ride in the trailer if they could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.

    They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. Wanting to make up time the trucker speeds up.

    Sure enough a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.
    The officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies “Mexican eggs.”

    The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn’t believe this so she takes a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and shocked, quickly shuts it and locks it. She calls for immediate backup from headquarters, the Border Patrol and the Swat Team.

    The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so many officers.

    “I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it…two have hatched and they’ve already stolen a bicycle.”

  2. 2 Red Dog Apr 27th, 2015 at 9:24 am

    What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
    Nacho Cheese…….

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus Apr 27th, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
    After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,
    “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
    The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
    The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
    To which the rabbi replied,
    “Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
    The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
    A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest,
    “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
    The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith”
    The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
    The priest replied, “Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith.”
    The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, and sat thinking, for about five minutes.
    Finally, the rabbi said,
    “Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn’t it?”

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

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