A Priest says to his friend the Rabbi that he has developed a plan for eating for free in really good restaurants. “I simply go in at well past 9 in the evening; eat several courses slowly; linger over coffee, dessert, and a cigar. At about 2 am, as they are cleaning up, I keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay. Then I say, ‘I’ve already paid my original waiter, who has left for the night.’ And, because I am a man of the cloth, the waiter takes my word for it, and I just simply walk out the front door as calm as ever.” The Rabbi, clearly impressed says, “Let’s try it together this evening.”
The priest agrees and books them into an expensive, 5-Star Italian restaurant. They both eat like kings and, just as before, right at 2 am, they are both sitting quietly after enjoying their very full meal. Sure enough, a waiter comes over and hands the priest & the rabbi a bill and asks them to pay. The priest calmly says: “I’ve already paid our original waiter who has left for the evening.”
And then the Rabbi adds: “And we’re still waiting for the change!”
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and
all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she dis-robed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her,
“Do you know what I am doing?”
“Yes,” she replied, “you are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.”
“That’s right,” said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked.
“Yes,” she said, “you are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer.”
“Correct,” replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
“Do you know what I am doing now?”
“Yes,” she said, “you’re getting syphilis; which is why I came here in the first place.”
Phyllis who?
Pay attention Jim….
That would be “Sy” of the i-never-heard-o-ya Phillis’.
There’ll be a quiz later…. it’ll be half-o your grade….. 🙂
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