A man calls his wife to advise that he has been invited to fly to Canada with his boss and several of his friends for fishing. “We’ll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been waiting for, so would you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend? And also would you please get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We’re leaving at 4:30 pm from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up … Oh ! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but being the good wife, she does what her husband has asked. Following the long weekend, he returns home, a little tired, but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he had caught many fish? He says, “Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and Pike.” He continued, “But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?”
You’ll love the answer.
The wife replies, “I did, they’re in your tackle box”.
NEVER, never, never, try to outsmart a woman !!!!!!!!!!!
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That’s when he realized he had made it home safely.
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+1 Nicker