Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-jokeThere were two nuns, One was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later…

SM: It’s not working.

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…….say two Hail Mary’s!

5 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”


  1. 1 Jeff Nicklus Apr 29th, 2016 at 3:03 pm

    An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.

    The German doctor says: “That’s nothing. In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

    The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

    The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him president. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”

    Over & Out,

    Jeff

  2. 2 nicker Apr 29th, 2016 at 10:10 pm

    Jeff,
    May be some one should tell him he could trade Michell in for 75 virgins. All it takes is the right type of Vest….. 🙂

    -nicker-

  3. 3 nicker Apr 29th, 2016 at 10:13 pm

    *Stay Off Your Bicycle*
    *My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears.
    He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy
    and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month. *
    *She went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover. *
    *At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” *
    *She said, “I’m not using it under my arms.” *
    *The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.” *
    *She replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either.
    If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.” *

    *The pharmacist said, “Well, stay off your bicycle for at least a week.

    -nicker-

  4. 4 Boss Hawg May 2nd, 2016 at 7:13 am

    Good One Jeff!

  5. 5 rebel May 2nd, 2016 at 11:38 am

    a vest would make a nice departing gift

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