A guy walked into a bar in Florida with an alligator on a leash. “Get out you crazy bastard” said the barman. “Dont worry” said the guy” “Its OK, its trained to do tricks” “Show us” said the barman. “It sounds like bullshit to me”
The guy pulls the alligator on top of a table, pulls its mouth open and puts his dick in. Then he takes a piece of wood about 2 foot long and hits the alligator as hard as he could on top of his head. The alligator’s mouth closes up and stops about 1/8th of an inch from his dick. Everyone is shouting and clapping. “There you are” says the guy. “If anyone in the bar does do it, I will give jim 100 dollars.
This little lady stood up “I will” she said. “But you don’t have to hit me on the head as hard as you hit the alligator…”
Not for the politically correct ! Good one ..Z
Pretty sure I dated her for a while…
Well Cyril,
We do live in the land of retirees. Musta been over in The Villages….
Later Jay
Reminds me of my bro’s Walter’s ex-wife