Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-jokeA man in walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce.   The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager “Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce.” As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him. So so the boy quickly added,”and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy.”I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?” ” New Zealand , sir,”the boy replied. “Why did you leave New Zealand?” the manager asked. The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.” “Is that right?”replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand !” “Really?”, replied the boy, ”Who did she play for?”

2 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 cafesportytc May 13th, 2016 at 9:42 am

    lol sounds like the way I’ve been stuffing my foot in my mouth lately

  2. 2 nicker May 17th, 2016 at 12:46 am

    A woman goes to her gynecologist.
    “What seems to be the problem?” asked her doctor.
    “Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina.”
    The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said,
    “Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas.”


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