Joke Of The Week

cyril-huze-jokeFour Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square in Rome.

The first Catholic man tells his friends. “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps. “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic gent says. “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly. “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four  men give her a subtle. ”Well….?” She proudly replies,  “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24” waist and 36” hips. When she walks into a room, people say “Jesus Christ”


4 Responses to “Joke Of The Week”

  1. 1 burnout Jun 25th, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Fifty six years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On the first day of basic he was issued a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day the Army issued Herman a jock strap……………………….The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty six years!!! peace

  2. 2 joe jitzzu Jun 27th, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Good one.

  3. 3 Jeff Nicklus Jun 28th, 2016 at 9:10 am

    Good one Burnout!

    Over & Out,


  4. 4 nicker Jun 30th, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    Had he stuck with it, in today’s Army, Herman could be assigned a new gender…. free…clothes and all…!!! Such a deal…!!!


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