Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square in Rome.
The first Catholic man tells his friends. “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic man chirps. “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic gent says. “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly. “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle. ”Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24” waist and 36” hips. When she walks into a room, people say “Jesus Christ”
Fifty six years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On the first day of basic he was issued a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day the Army issued Herman a jock strap……………………….The Army has been looking for Herman for fifty six years!!! peace
Good one.
Good one Burnout!
Over & Out,
Jeff
Had he stuck with it, in today’s Army, Herman could be assigned a new gender…. free…clothes and all…!!! Such a deal…!!!
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