Joke Of The week

cyril-huze-joke-19Two  rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed at the size of it. The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?” The second hunter says,” I don’t know. Let’s throw something down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.” The first hunter says, “Hey, there’s an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand, we’ll throw it in and see.”

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in head first. While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.

“Say there,” says the farmer, “You fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?” The first hunter says, “Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hundred miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this hole!”

The old farmer said, “Naw, that’s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission.”

13 Responses to “Joke Of The week”


  1. 1 SIGFREED Nov 20th, 2016 at 6:41 am

    Hilarious – but I think it will go straight over the head of most…

  2. 2 USAYGO Nov 20th, 2016 at 10:21 am

    Good one. @ Sigfreed, you should have stopped at Hilarious.

  3. 3 Lee Wonnacott Nov 20th, 2016 at 10:37 am

    Okay, good story. Now consider this – the transmission are the American media outlets. The goat was Hillary.

  4. 4 Jay Cain Nov 20th, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Now consider this – the transmission was Trump. The goat was the American blue collars.

  5. 5 Rucker Nov 20th, 2016 at 11:16 am

    Consider this the transmission was Obama and the goat was hard working Americans

  6. 6 Johnny Gypo Nov 20th, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Deeeeeep thinkers, all of you!!!

  7. 7 BobS Nov 20th, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Consider this: It’s a freaking joke, why does everything have to be politics??? Unfortunately it didn’t go over the heads of many.

  8. 8 Chris Nov 20th, 2016 at 3:01 pm

    Transmission was out of a Pontiac GTO!

  9. 9 USAYGO Nov 20th, 2016 at 5:27 pm

    @ Chris, I like it

  10. 10 Adventurebob Nov 20th, 2016 at 9:32 pm

    So did the goat ever tell them how deep the hole was? I don’t get it? 😉

  11. 11 Bo Nov 21st, 2016 at 10:18 am

    If the Transmission comes out in china then we can all assume that the Chinese will copy and produce them, but what about the goat?

  12. 12 Kenny Price Nov 21st, 2016 at 10:34 am

    Bo, they will reproduce with the goat.

  13. 13 Woody's Nov 25th, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    Hmm, the sound of one goat clapping.

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