A group of American tourists entered a pub in Cork Ireland. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, “I hear you Irish think you’re great drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no one here can drink 20 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes.” The pub was silent, but the American noticed one Irishman leave. No one took up the bet. Forty minutes later, the Irishman who left returned and said, “Hey Yank, is yer bet still on?”
“Sure” said the American, “20 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of $5,000 .” “Grand, ” replied the Irishman, “so pour the pints and start the clock.” It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare. “OK Yank, pay up.” said the Irishman.
“I’m happy to pay, here’s your money” said the American. “But tell me, when I first offered the wager, I saw you leave. Where did you go?’ “Well sir”, replied the Irishman, “$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so before I took the bet I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it.”
City boy John decides to take a walk into the woods. After a couple of miles of hiking he comes across an Indian chief chanting in front of this cave. John walks over and asks, ‘Hey man, what are you doing?’ ‘I’m trying to call out a sexy Indian maiden,’ says the chief. ‘Ah, get outa’ here! Can you really do that?’ says John. ‘Watch this,’ says the chief. The chief takes a couple of steps closer to the entrance and yells, ‘WoooooOOOOOOO!’ A few seconds later this ‘WooooooOOOOO’ing comes back to him from inside the cave. Suddenly, out walks a gorgeous sexy naked Indian maiden.
‘WOW! Holy shit! How can I get me one of these sexy Indian maidens?’ asks John.
The chief goes on to explain that this cave is on his personal hunting grounds so John is going to have to find his own cave.
‘Okay, chief, I can do that!’ says John. They say there goodbye’s and John’s off to find his own cave.
After walking for a number of miles John is getting tired and dejected and is thinking about giving up and going home. He rounds this corner of tall trees and is shocked to see this massive cave in front of him. ‘DAMN!, he yells out, Surely there’s got to be some sexy Indian maiden’s in there.’
He runs over to the entrance and starts ‘WoooooOOOOOO’ing’ like the Indian chief. However, after an hour there’s no ‘WooooOOOOOO’ing’ coming back to him. John is getting totally frustrated by now and then he starts swearing at God because he wants his own Indian maiden. He tries ‘WooooOOOOOOOO’ing for one last time at the top of his lungs. He waits a second and all of a sudden he can hear this very faint ‘WooooOOOOo’ing coming back to him. John ‘WOOOO’s’ again and now it’s coming back to him louder and louder.
‘Holy shit, now we’re cooking!’ he says. By now, John is so excited he rips off all of his clothes and runs into the cave bare ass naked to meet his sexy Indian maiden.
The next day the headline in the local newspaper reads ‘NAKED CITY MAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!’
Meaning Americans don’t know about drinking!
I used to know a guy like that!
Best joke yet
good ones.i knew a biker that could drink that much and more
Hey Rags–You talking about Skinny Dennis or Harley Charley??