Sir William Golding may have been an “oldie,” but he managed to condense a lifetime of experience with women into one brilliant summary statement.
“I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to receive a ton of shit!”
Sir William was a wise man indeed.
I consider my woman, God’s greatest gift to me and one of his fin est creations!
Yes yea yes…How true and I love me some women!
Boss Hawg
Sir Billy went on to say that if it has boobs or wheels, it will inevitably give you problems…
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS,WISH I HAD READ THIS 40 YEARS AGO.
I have always heard that if it flies, floats or fu**s, rent it. Perhaps I have known too many unenlightened male friends? Or maybe a lot of divorced guys? Happy 2017 to all
Don
A biker goes to his buddies house asking for him….
Wife: “He’s out in the garage”
Biker: “No he aint, i already looked”
Wife: “you’ll have to dig”
-nicker-